Sunday, January 30, 2011

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L'infinita ricchezza di un istante

"Now two cars going in opposite directions, they found themselves facing a second, a blaze lit up the drops of rain and the sound of the engine has run time as in a sudden gust of wind, maybe we were us, or it is certain that I was me, if it means something, and another might be her, that is what I want is you, the sign of her that I want to recognize it, although it is precisely the sign that makes me unrecognizable. Running
highway is the only way left to us, me and you, to express what we have to say, but we can not communicate or receive any communication until we're running.
Of course I got behind the wheel to get from you soon, but the more I get, the more I realize that the arrival is not the true end of my race. "
From 'IT WITH ZERO" by Italo Calvino , a unique book to reflect the importance of individual istanti della vita.

Friday, January 28, 2011

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Donne in ufficio

Lavorare il doppio di un uomo per essere apprezzata alla sua stessa maniera, capita...qualche volta anche meno, non sempre per fortuna, ma succede.
Tutti si aspettano da te un errore, una dimenticanza, una cazzata (specialmente se sei carina) e che fatica per una donna prestare attenzione a tutte queste cose.
Come facciamo a non deluderli questi uomini?
Succede che si debba sgomitare per dimostrare di essere in grado di pensare con il proprio cervello, sostenere con vigore la propria opinione senza timore alcuno ... e scorgere lo stupore nel volto di chi solitamente è abituato a vederti solo in grembiule a stirare o cucinare (o peggio... non lo scrivo) e che quasi non riesce ad accettare that you have ideas on subjects totally different from the usual talk of "female".
Perhaps we do the same mistake with men?
not enough to know, you have to prove everything and justified in the eyes of others who will remain with the doubt ...
Better to laugh (or face) and then just watch the results.
It 'something that has taught me one of my old boss: "All the chaos generated in practice has little, if you have to look at the end was reached the goal."
Let's try!

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

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Studiare

casserole dish, there now two weeks ... I study, I have to study ... I'm back to 32 hours and I have to finish by February 7!
Excuse me, but I have to stop fooling around: from the blog, caseinitaly , vacanzeconbambini , facebook, google etc.. etc.. I have to go! Cheer for me and on 12 February, the day of the examination, we will know if I was pass or fail!

Monday, January 24, 2011

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Corsi online

But how the heck do you follow an online course while a child climbs on my back telling me that she is the cat and urlandomi MIAOOOOO ear, pulling my hair and sweater ... while the other ran like a top in a back and forth between my desk, in your opinion is under one umbrella, and the beach there on the opposite wall, wondering if I want the ice and taste, and strawberry non ce l'ha e se va bene menta? E nel frattempo il gatto mette un po' di musica con la sua radiolina e va a farsi un tuffo sui cuscini del divano sparpagliati per terra. Ed io che a gettoni sento le parole: "isolamento, parete, doghe in alluminio...." boh!

Saturday, January 22, 2011

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Catalogo donne

Per la par condicio mi tocca, dopo il catalogo uomini , scrivere anche quello delle donne...

LA FATA: crede di essere sempre al centro del mondo, forse dell'universo, spesso è vittima della sua bellezza o, peggio, di quella che lei crede di avere.
La riconosci perché oltre ad andare in giro come una top model (TAPP Model se è bassa), aspettandosi dagli altri di essere trattata come tale, gli unici discorsi that interest are those that concern his person.
Danger: paranoia.
Remedies: psychologist, bravo.


Wonderwoman: believed to be the only one to know how to do things well and does all she gives to other task, such as the husband unable, because at some point you may enter the scene and evidence, as was a super-heroine, how much more quickly and efficiently. At worst insult the others.
It is generally a neurotic.
Remedies: a holiday, urgent.

MENARELLA: the eternal unhappy, complains about anything, even calling for her husband or partner that is often blamed for nonsense. She did not even know what is good she has prepared per cena, perché avrebbe dovuto mettere un po' più di dado. Ha sempre un po' di mal di testa o comunque va in giro con una smorfia di disgusto sulla faccia.
Rimedi: sesso.

CINDERELLA: La pulizia della casa è la sua mission... Trova sempre qualcosa da pulire, tutti i cassetti sono in ordine, se ti offre un caffè (fuori orario) probabilmente sta già pensando a come sciacquare tutto senza schizzi (sì, anche io ci passerei Smac brillacciaio).
Tutto è lucido come specchio e profumato come un rosaio e lei ,verso gli ospiti, esordisce sempre: "Non guardate il disordine", destando smarrimento...
Se si abita con lei, si vive con l'ansia di non lasciare tracce di nessun tipo aggirandosi home.
Remedies: one month in a tent in the Amazon rainforest.

The Marshal: everything you decide where to go, what to eat, when and why.
A sort of master controller who supervises and directs all operations in home and family, of course, also the management of the case. Feels called to say in any discussion, even if no one asks for advice, and the beauty is that it seems normal. Typically, his sense of superiority is fed by the undervaluation of those around her: it can also give you instructions on the most trivial things.
His motto: "Follow me and do not take action."
remedies: sometimes a good "VAFFAN BUT ..."

THE VICTIM: ill-treated by everyone, always has a few episodes to tell where she is the injured party. At the slightest sudden movement, crying ... attacks and go with the music teacher and screenwriter.
Solution: Adjust and make them see the film.

One could continue the list, but I will stop here ... :-). Everything written could be used against us.
From my hand, I am immune to the disease only by Cinderella ...

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

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Vale la pena

Days go through thick and thin, gray and maybe not only because of the lousy weather of this period ... and then the days turn into years, even many.
Someone asks if this is the life that you wanted to do or: a different choice in the past would have taken us to conduct a better life? Like a sort of "Sliding Doors ," we would have been more fortunate?
The others all seem happier than us? But what is happiness? Have a nice house? A comprehensive companion? A fun job? Having so many friends? Go out and be a socialite? Dining out? Going on vacation? In short, the list could be extended indefinitely ... But, in fact, I wonder how all this is important.
I appeal especially to women (most vulnerable) who are going through periods of crisis or depression associated with all that we can well imagine, especially after childbirth.

This is destiny or a little 'luck we can try? We are forced to play so why not experience the game as an opportunity to rediscover the enthusiasm of every move? Why not?

Caparezza has suggested an answer in an old song and this great verse you propose again the " meetings, confrontations, the exchange of views, people who are without names and surnames, venghino gentlemen, here's the good wine, the pages of the book and the melodies sound, we live on memories, gentlemen, and games, sincere hugs, kisses and fireworks, of all moments, sad and funny, and not sadly funny moments. ... I would like to redo ... "

Monday, January 17, 2011

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Diventare certificatori energetici

would start by telling you that the energy certification of a building is evidence on its performance and energy that has become obligatory (for a little over a year) at the time of the transfer for value of a property or for new construction and, just a few month, even for apartments for rent.
To be able to produce this document, and then only in order to become "energy certification" must be a qualified engineer, and then still enrolled in their orders and colleges that operate within their jurisdiction under applicable law.
qualified technicians are also those, and here comes the fun part, which are in possession of a scientific and technical studies that have followed of specific training courses for energy certification of buildings by passing the final exam, and this depends on the region in which they work yet because not all regions have adapted to national guidelines. But in the worst case, you need this training.
Allow me a comment: as usual, we Italians have to complicate things ... If a national law governing the energy certification, I wonder why each region has to self-regulate to make another law in the law more restrictive. Boh! I suspect that the courses (fee) to obtain the qualification are a good business. The price, just look on the Internet, they are greedy (on € 1500), but here's a little trick that I'll let you (from personal experience because I myself am following the course and will examine in a month): how to follow a course of maybe 80 hours if I have time and I do not want spend too much money? I'm sure that the course I chose was accredited to the region?
Answer: CENED go to the site and look for the next online course, correct ... you can follow it online! Maybe in a fried potato chips and a nap in the baby, because, fortunately, all video conferences are recorded and then when we have a little 'time, we can review the parts that interest us.
costs less than 500 €, is the only one at this price, and is accredited to the Lombardy region as he assured me the order of engineers in the province of Lecco.
So if you have the skill and the will to study, this may be an opportunity not to throw away.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

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La Ficcanaso

If you want to laugh with gusto, a good opportunity to have fun in front of the PC, I suggest you click here : here is "The Nosy! A song worthy of the name ... at least the first part.
speak before the text: clear, concise and direct.
Then, the interpretation: superb, probably the song was written by the singer, you can see the autobiographical. It feels very well the belief of what is being said con stupefacente schiettezza con una faccia, sorridente e ammiccante, da fare invidia al bronzo.
Il corpo di ballo: scioccante, non riesco a trovare altre parole per descrivere lo scenario.
In vita mia non ho mai ascoltato una canzone più trash, nemmeno i neomelodici napoletani come questo: Mimmo Dany che hanno scritto testi tipo "A mamma è semp 'a mamma" hanno raggiunto simili livelli di banalità e volgarità.
Così ho curiosato sul repertorio di questa tipa che si chiama Sabrina Musiani: è un "autentico" scrigno di luoghi comuni e spazzatura.
Per fortuna si inizia a ridere subito e non siete costretti ad arrivare alla fine del video anche se per qualche strano motivo rimarrete incollati fino alla fine!
Buon divertimento!

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

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Uomini da catalogo

Non me ne vogliano quei pochi "maschi" che passeranno a leggere, stasera si scherza... ecco il catalogo degli uomini secondo Mammachefatica.

L'OMO ERECTUS: è quello che non se ne lascia scappare una, sempre pronto alla caccia. E' sufficiente che la preda sia appena un po' carina per fare il cascamorto. Qui il suo aspetto fisico non conta, c'è un autoconvincimento ad essere in grado di sedurre (spero che, anche se non lo saprò mai, ciò sia almeno supportato da qualche dote ben nascosta...). I "NO" non lo fermano perché "le donne dicono NO anche quando direbbero SI". Ti guarda ammiccando, è in grado di farti una lastra dalla testa to walk while you talk to him and certainly will not listen, because while the stories probably what you ate yesterday, he is thinking, at best, what bra size you wear and what color is ...

"MAN APPEARANCE" settles in your life satisfied playing the role of companion, makes sure to become friendly and nice, always polite, even if you sit down to carelessness on his new glasses and gave them to break into a thousand pieces .
In reality you are probably present in many of his erotic fantasies. Usually does not have the courage to say what he thinks for fear of losing the friendship, is an illusion that you can reciprocate the feeling and give up only when you declare it's coming "no dry" on the face or when I see you kissing another than, say, "came first."

"MAN PAD" is one that favors you with all your sign ... or you go to take you home with his car but must extend for 50km and is not complaining!
With the weather gets good enough to guess your intentions before you even! You recognize it because it is absurd things, like take you for a whole day to go shopping or attend a dinner at which he is the odd man out, as your idea for your own advantage.

"The OMO SAPIENS LONG ..." is one that has more experience of female psychology and so studies his prey a 360°C, cogliendo ogni preziosa sfumatura e cerca di far leva sulle debolezze della preda, ovvero tutte quelle cose che la fanno sdilinquire (romanticismi, complimenti, regali, ecc.). A causa del fatto che noi diventiamo tutte sceme quando ci trattano come regine, nella maggior parte dei casi, in cui non ci sono particolari vincoli, questa specie di uomo raggiunge il suo obiettivo, se supportato da un minimo di attrazione fisica reciproca.

L'UOMO MASTERCARD: questo tipo di uomo è quello che ha in dote il denaro/potere e che quindi può comprare TUTTO IL RESTO (che rappresenta il 99%). La maggioranza di noi donne è vittima del fascino del denaro e tutto quello che ruota intorno, esempio: basti pensare che la mamma di Eleonora Abbagnato (prima ballerina dell'Opera di Parigi), che era corteggiata da un imprenditore noto al mondo come esempio di virtù (droga e trascorsi con i trans), ha osato suggerire alla figlia: "Ma Lapo Elkann è carino! Dagli una possibilità!". Ciò significa che l'uomo MASTERCARD ha davvero molte possibilità di portare a casa la preda anche senza attrazione reciproca...

L'OMO SFIGATUS: è proprio il caso umano, quello che è brutto come la peste e che se solo una volta sei gentile con lui, si convince che può provarci e perciò ti tampina fino al tuo esaurimento: è in quel momento, proprio quando gli sbatti la porta in faccia urlandogli "lasciami in pace!", che understand that maybe you're not interested in reciprocating.

Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde it's what you look for novelty, probably already has a relationship and in some cases also has the courage to blow off steam with you citing reasons pathetic. Start getting involved in conversations or personal, mistaking him for a confessor, or jokingly as a spiral with jokes that are increasingly looking to move closer to the point: to capture prey.
E 'perhaps the worst kind, and usually has little chance of success.

The men from "catalog" are good-natured smile and everything is permitted.
On the other hand, the "Articles" to uncover the most original is the case, perhaps a shop full of junk, they are often out of print, so why not make more, but there are still ...

Let me conclude with a suggestion to the prey, not to fall into the trap: "Love lasts a little soldier, a touch of drum lady goodbye." - Verga

With the promise to write similar catalog for women :-)