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Viva Mastella - forward it as I could ... One day in the prosecution

The sons of Sandra and Clement
The Italians seen through the eyes of others
Italian Justice Minister Clemente Mastella and his wife Sandra Lonardo have two children, Elio and Pellegrino. Pellegrino is married to his time with Alessia Camilleri. A nice family like any other, but with something extra. To know what, let's start from the party of Clement, as the most informed people know, is called Udeur.

The Udeur, as voted by the party '1.4% of Italian adults, has the right a newspaper funded by public money. It's called "The Bell", based in Rome, Largo Arenula 34. The paper draws some five thousand copies, distributes 1500, which in reality are almost always thrown away. This is testified to his colleague Marco Lillo Espresso, which has a specific survey, and a newsagent of San Lorenzo in Lucina, a stone's throw from the parliament, and another near Largo Arenula.

says the first example: "For years I get a few copies. I've never sold one, all go in the garbage. " What is the then-you-say a newspaper like that? Serves mainly to make contributions to the press. Each year's Bell collects a million 331mila €. And what will all that money, which a normal person does not see in a lifetime of work? yet you insist.

What to do? First the publisher, Clemente Mastella, will make a contract with a robust cry journalist, a journalist with the balls, one of those able to give a strong direction to the newspaper, a columnist, after all. And so he did. A contract worth € 40 thousand per year. You know who? With Clemente Mastella, writing regularly to the Order of Journalists, columnist and also secretary of the party. But it's always him, I think. So what? If he's good ... we do not want to discriminate mica undemocratic. But let's move on.

So if you want to do serious journalism, must be present where the facts are held in the territory, close to the people. So something will have to spend for travel. In fact, The Bell has spent, in 2005, € 98 thousand for air travel and travel. They flew above Sandra Lonardo Mastella, Elio Mastella and Pellegrino Mastella, in the order. Among other things, Elio Mastella is passionate about flying.

was what was caught while flying on state aircraft to the Formula One Grand Prix in Monza, with his father, Clemente Mastella, in his capacity as friend of the Deputy Prime Minister Francesco Rutelli. And Elio Mastella, who had us on the plane of state? The public relations expert Rutelli, what was he doing! So, back to the newspaper. Destinations. Where will they go to do their job the staff of The Campanile?

The last plane tickets (with attached living room) the publisher has funded them for Pellegrino Mastella Mastella and his wife Alessia Camilleri, who went to get Mom and Dad in Cortina, the party in the snow Udeur. We are in April 2006. Since then, ensures editorenon there are more trips were paid by the newspaper. Perhaps because it began the curiosity of the magistrate Luigi De Magistris, deputy public prosecutor in Catanzaro, who, with the investigations Poseidon and Why Not, it is closer to the accounts of The Campanile.

Do you remember the judge De Magistris? The one that the justice minister, Clemente Mastella, sent all those controls, one each week to take away the investigation? Do you remember? Well, him! Finally, as a newspaper representative to take care of your image. In fact, The Bell has spent 141mila € € 22 thousand for representation and for donations, which means gifts to acquaintances.

orders have been among others to the Serious and Confectionery Nougat's Cottage, Summerhill companies, in-laws of the country's minister Antoinette Lonardo (Sandra's sister) and her husband, Congressman Udeur Judith Pasquale. But let us return briefly to the movement. Porsche Cayenne (4000 capacity) owned by Pellegrino Mastella ago gasoline for two thousand euro per month, which is one and half times what it earns a metal worker.

you know where? The distributor of St. John of Ceppaloni, near Benevento, which is just around the corner from the villa of the Minister, the one with the park and around the pool-shaped mussel. And you know who to bill? The newspaper Al Bell, who is in Rome. Miracles of ubiquity.

Next time I will tell the tale of the sale of the headquarters of the newspaper. In what has been bought by former owner, Inail, and what has been leased to the editor, Clemente Mastella. Who bought it you ask? Two young real estate agents assault: Pellegrino and Elio Mastella.


Mauro Montanari of Italy Corriere

Lipparini Section - Mr J

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Saturday morning I had to be the prosecution of P. because I had to withdraw on behalf of another person some documents relating to technical expertise. It was not burning documents relating to the Red Brigades or insurrectionary anarchists, but some evidence relating to the death (natural causes) of an ordinary person.
To make life easier - because I do not live in P. but B. - Inquiries have been made to the prosecution of P. transfer the documentation to the prosecution of B. but grounds of jurisdiction that was not possible.
So here I am entering the courthouse P., desert, a lovely Saturday morning: I repeat there were no queues to be done, nor to wait turns.
I go to the office to which a delegation to present to collect the documents and other certificates 4. Stamp, stamp, stamp, stamp and signature. 2 and sent to the office but it is closed: Here begins the drama. Back office
1 and 2 I point out that the office is closed and the answer is "Well, it was unfortunate should happen during the coffee break." "Bad luck" I say.
Wait 15 minutes, the office 2 is reopened, I deliver the documents stamped but the lady looks at me and says "you have filed the application?".
I remain a bit 'confused and say, "I really am filing all the documents that I have ..."
"oh no" makes you "you must file the request."
"in what sense? I am not a lawyer! "
" drop a line and request the document "
" but if I have a proxy, it is clear that I want the documents "
" no, you must file the application "
Ok, asking questions oblique , because I'm not a lawyer, I try to understand exactly what needs to write and since lodge the application means only submit the application (which is a mantra?) I want to write these documents.
him back to second lady says "oh no, you were too general, wrote that she wants the documents, but in reality you can have only one copy." I knew it was a supercazzola!
Then rewrite and add the cavilletto, all port and met him she said "has settled?" ... Screwed me again!
"in what sense?" At this point I feel like a boxer at the mercy of the opponent.
"Go to the office will file one." Then he lowers his gaze from Sgfinge.
But this time the office is to be closed one: cappuccino break ... there is nothing to do are out of luck!
Another 15 minutes of waiting with the Sphinx, which looks at me as if I had finally made the corner.
Here comes the first lady and say "I should submit the application" and when I say I'm dying to know what magic is this "deposition instance, which currently is preparing sacarale me before my eyes ... I do not know, I half expect to see the lady taking my paper and put it in a secret vault in the middle of hundreds of guards. But ...
Stamp, signature. And stop. She looks at me and I return it. Without even a yearning minutes.
I'm going back to the office hoping not to stumble in the second break-vodka martini-shaken-not-stirred and zac say to Mrs. 2 "I filed the application" so smug and sure, it seems like Perry Mason.
She " well, now I have to ask permission to unarchive the case to the prosecutor, must see, we hope that the grant shortly. "
And that 'short' I heard the rheumatism of old age come forward, my grandchildren grow el ' Italy go to hell: why I Sbrocco.
After 1 minute 30 seconds of the documents have arrived. Ah, I forgot, I was also asked to make personal copies: I of course I said yes, ma poi le ha fatte lei. Era solo una provocazione, la sua.
Insomma alla fine della fiera: 5 timbri, 70 metri di corridoio percorsi con una cartella in mano (andata e ritorno), 20 fotocopie in soli 1h e 49’.
Normalmente una persona qualunque ci avrebbe impiegato, esagerando, 10 minuti; in questo caso ci hanno messo 11 volte tanto.
La cosa è comica, ma smette di esserlo quando penso che nell’amministrazione pubblica lavorano persone cui io sto parzialmente pagando lo stipendio per non far nulla(perché ho 25 anni e pago le tasse nel mio stipendio) e cui dovrò pagare interamente la pensione. Le statistiche dicono che non sono poche. Mi auguro che le statistiche siano sbagliate. Anzi ne sono certo. Ma se così non it was, guys, I think to replace it very soon we'll get angry bad. Meanwhile, enjoy 'is supercazzola.

Lipparini Section - Mr J

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ITALY IN A FUNK

The New York Times also said that Italy is a pudding ... you could even say shit rotting.
reading the article point to point we can not say that they are right. The defense of Napolitano's office, unfortunately, has been pathetic.
The funny thing is that without waiting for the New Yourk Times - Giorgio Gaber this article had already written in the form of song (that reproduce moooolto volentieri e per la seconda volta: incredibile non passa mai di moda!). E’ stata pubblicata nel disco postumo “io non mi sento italiano” nel 2003 e quindi scritta sicuramente prima di questa data. Questo dimostra che non siamo noi italiani ad essere rincoglioniti o a non capire in che acque stiamo navigando. Ma le responsabilità ci sono e sono precise. E sono da imputare a persone ben precise: la nostra classe politica. Solo che è inutile imputare qualcosa a qualcuno in un paese in cui non c’è né la certezza del diritto né la certezza della pena. .. è inutile: è un paese in metastasi. E Pasolini a proposito della sua Italia disse “ sprofonda, libera il mondo…” e io mi associo alla sua preghiera. Please Italy today, made by hand, sinks ... the free world. Modernisation of the gallery of horrors report a refreshingly cool episode: last night the former premier, Sivietto, went to Controcampo to talk about football and read a tearful letter - worse than the heart of the book - he says he dedicated to father when Milan won the first Intercontinental Cup under his presidency ... is obviously a great piece of cabaret.
And even dared to suggest that
a) that it would not be prepared and agreed with the tenant that the kindly, "he prayed" for viewers to read.
b) that it had not been written half an hour before his colleagues ... (you could tell: it was all about metaphors electoral good father, etc etc etc .. topoi Catholics a maialata absurd).
c) did not need glasses to read! This is a gem: the text was probably printed in 25 ... but you know: silvio better now that we see a young man. BM was also printed in red letters for the speeches do not wear sunglasses: D Finally
a spectator invaded the stage, saying that Berlusconi has ruined my life ... the video was on you tube, but has now been removed .. sin. Fuck you and fuck you too
Silvio Piccinini (conductor): It is true that the beholder Controcampo or is a madman, or search for a way to avoid il ricorrente tentativo di suicidio domenicale, oppure vuol vedere le gambe della Canalis, ma voi siete pietosi..dai! Meglio Maurizio Mosca!

Sezione Lipparini - Il Signor J