Saturday morning I had to be the prosecution of P. because I had to withdraw on behalf of another person some documents relating to technical expertise. It was not burning documents relating to the Red Brigades or insurrectionary anarchists, but some evidence relating to the death (natural causes) of an ordinary person.
To make life easier - because I do not live in P. but B. - Inquiries have been made to the prosecution of P. transfer the documentation to the prosecution of B. but grounds of jurisdiction that was not possible.
So here I am entering the courthouse P., desert, a lovely Saturday morning: I repeat there were no queues to be done, nor to wait turns.
I go to the office to which a delegation to present to collect the documents and other certificates 4. Stamp, stamp, stamp, stamp and signature. 2 and sent to the office but it is closed: Here begins the drama. Back office
1 and 2 I point out that the office is closed and the answer is "Well, it was unfortunate should happen during the coffee break." "Bad luck" I say.
Wait 15 minutes, the office 2 is reopened, I deliver the documents stamped but the lady looks at me and says "you have filed the application?".
I remain a bit 'confused and say, "I really am filing all the documents that I have ..."
"oh no" makes you "you must file the request."
"in what sense? I am not a lawyer! "
" drop a line and request the document "
" but if I have a proxy, it is clear that I want the documents "
" no, you must file the application "
Ok, asking questions oblique , because I'm not a lawyer, I try to understand exactly what needs to write and since lodge the application means only submit the application (which is a mantra?) I want to write these documents.
him back to second lady says "oh no, you were too general, wrote that she wants the documents, but in reality you can have only one copy." I knew it was a supercazzola!
Then rewrite and add the cavilletto, all port and met him she said "has settled?" ... Screwed me again!
"in what sense?" At this point I feel like a boxer at the mercy of the opponent.
"Go to the office will file one." Then he lowers his gaze from Sgfinge.
But this time the office is to be closed one: cappuccino break ... there is nothing to do are out of luck!
Another 15 minutes of waiting with the Sphinx, which looks at me as if I had finally made the corner.
Here comes the first lady and say "I should submit the application" and when I say I'm dying to know what magic is this "deposition instance, which currently is preparing sacarale me before my eyes ... I do not know, I half expect to see the lady taking my paper and put it in a secret vault in the middle of hundreds of guards. But ...
Stamp, signature. And stop. She looks at me and I return it. Without even a yearning minutes.
I'm going back to the office hoping not to stumble in the second break-vodka martini-shaken-not-stirred and zac say to Mrs. 2 "I filed the application" so smug and sure, it seems like Perry Mason.
She " well, now I have to ask permission to unarchive the case to the prosecutor, must see, we hope that the grant shortly. "
And that 'short' I heard the rheumatism of old age come forward, my grandchildren grow el ' Italy go to hell: why I Sbrocco.
After 1 minute 30 seconds of the documents have arrived. Ah, I forgot, I was also asked to make personal copies: I of course I said yes, ma poi le ha fatte lei. Era solo una provocazione, la sua.
Insomma alla fine della fiera: 5 timbri, 70 metri di corridoio percorsi con una cartella in mano (andata e ritorno), 20 fotocopie in soli 1h e 49’.
Normalmente una persona qualunque ci avrebbe impiegato, esagerando, 10 minuti; in questo caso ci hanno messo 11 volte tanto.
La cosa è comica, ma smette di esserlo quando penso che nell’amministrazione pubblica lavorano persone cui io sto parzialmente pagando lo stipendio per non far nulla(perché ho 25 anni e pago le tasse nel mio stipendio) e cui dovrò pagare interamente la pensione. Le statistiche dicono che non sono poche. Mi auguro che le statistiche siano sbagliate. Anzi ne sono certo. Ma se così non it was, guys, I think to replace it very soon we'll get angry bad. Meanwhile, enjoy 'is supercazzola.
Lipparini Section - Mr J 
